Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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