For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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