Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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