then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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