Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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