Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(517): View more from Michigan

and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

Fav 2 2404 1603
share tweet
(973): View more from New Jersey

all we need is a web designer

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

and a bunch of prostitutes

Fav 19 2719 746
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(720): View more from Colorado

It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.

Fav 26 1449 3061
share tweet
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.

Fav 23 963 4128
share tweet
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
Read it at the TFLN blog
(628): View more from California

i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me

Fav 40 2438 5104
share tweet
(704): View more from North Carolina

my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'

Fav 41 9704 1397
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.

Fav 11 3731 1146
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(859): View more from Kentucky

Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"

Fav 6 2314 730
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

Fav 3 704 444
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT