Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...