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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  A better fuck for starters.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?

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  Good morning to you

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''

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• (323): View more from California

  I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING

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• (530): View more from California

  Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?

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