Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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