The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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