Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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