David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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