I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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