the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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