This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Randomize
