butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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