you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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