Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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