I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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