I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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