I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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