The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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