and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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