My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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