Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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