I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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