he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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