Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Ladies don't puke and tell
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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