used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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