It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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