I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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