She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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