Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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