how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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