why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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