Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
