I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
