I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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