I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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