Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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