Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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