Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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