I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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