I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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