Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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