Can i not drive my cunt home
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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