Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The best revenge is premature balding
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
