Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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