Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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