The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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