these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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