Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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