You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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