I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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