Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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