with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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