Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
