Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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