You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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